Breaking News :: Frozen Foods Cure Fevers

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I interrupt my sick-induced respite, as well as your life, to bring you this breaking news.

My 7yr old has just alerted me to the fact that frozen foods cure fevers.

Due to technical difficulties, we are not able to bring you any video or audio of the incredible and groundbreaking information. What follows is a copy of the transcript.

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Joe: Mommy, did you know frozen foods cure fevers?

Mommy: No, I did not know that.

Joe: Well, it is true. When you have a fever, it is because your body is very hot. So, what you do is you eat lots of frozen food. The cold from the frozen food will meet up with the germs, which are hot. Once the frozen foods connect with the germs, the germs sizzle. You’ll feel a little weird at first, but then you’ll feel better. So, since you have a fever, you should eat frozen foods. Oh, and you need to drink tons of water, too. Frozen foods and water are very important when you have a fever.

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This concludes this breaking news story, you may return to your life already in progress.

A mind at work.

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36 thoughts on “Breaking News :: Frozen Foods Cure Fevers

    • Welcome, IdiotPrufs. I am glad you picked up on ‘the germs sizzle’ part. When he uttered those words, I knew I had to document the moment.
      I agree, it would be a great name for a blog. Have at it! 🙂 Thanks for visiting.

  1. Donna H.

    Is there a future Doctor/Researcher in the House??? Who knows, he may really have a terrific theory going on! Out of the mouths of babes…right? Hope your cough goes away soon. They are just such a nuisance!!

    • Doctor, engineer, or artist – Joe is blessed with many talents. I’m excited about his future.
      Coughs linger for so long, eh, Donna? But, it’s getting rid of the gunk, and that is good.

    • A smart cookie who likes making cookies, eating the batter and eating cookies for dessert. Which reminds me, I forgot to include cookies in his lunch today (for camp). I hope he doesn’t develop a fever.
      I’m feeling better, Darla. The cough lingers, which is normal. I’m dizzy and nauseous, but I think that is from the lack of appetite and little food ingestion. I’ll fix that for certain!

  2. You do realize that it depends on what frozen food you eat. Perhaps your abstention from ice cream is the reason you’re sick! Ice cream is frozen food, after all, and perhaps it’s not only a treatment for colds, but also a preventative measure! 😉

  3. Oh my gosh, this is SO cute! Your little guy has it all figured out. 🙂 I’ve been away from blogging for a while, as you might know, but to come back and see this great new layout for your site — was so refreshing. I really like it. And if you look at your home page as one big photo, my what a focus and happiness you have on your children! Love it. Well done, Lenore! Hope you are feeling better.

    • Well hello, Melissa! Good to see you again. Thank you very much for your kind words. I am glad you like what you see. I am feeling tons better, too. Joe keeps us entertained with his brilliant ideas, and the two make great photo subjects. 🙂

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