I had two things on my agenda today: 1.) Shower 2.) Laundry
Before I started the second load of laundry I had an epiphany. Wait. Let me look up the definition of epiphany, because I tend to use words without knowing the meanings.
Okay, the word epiphany works, because I was in the midst of a revealing moment.
My moment of realization – my epiphany – came with the following thought: If I were to take my shower first and begin the second load of laundry after the shower, I could wash what I was currently wearing. I might capture a glimpse of the ELBaEWaD!
What? What do you mean you don’t get it?
Oh. My apologies. Like me, you’ve never seen an ELBaEWaD, right? Like me, you were probably told countless times that ELBaEWaDs are incredibly elusive and always short-lived. Perhaps, like me, you questioned their existence. Well, question no more! They do exist! ELBaEWaDs exist!
Behold the ELBaEWaD: Empty Laundry Baskets and Empty Washer and Dryer
Sadly, the ELBaEWaD will exist for approximately four hours. Once the boys return home, the laundry basket will no longer be empty.
Fear not! For I will not let the short life span of ELBaEWaDs bring me down. After all, I captured the moment. I captured the ELBaEWaD and all its glory. I will relish in my captured moment, until the ELBaEWaD surfaces again. And, it will surface again. Oh yes, it will surface again.