Creative Story Telling. Honest.

Question: Are exaggerations a form of creativity, or are exaggerations simply lies told with excitement?

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“Someone pushed Joe down today.” Joe’s teacher told me. “I think it knocked the wind out of him a little. He was fine, though.” She continued, “I heard Joe talk about it on the playground. He’s gone from telling the other kids he was knocked out for a second to 15 minutes. The time keeps increasing.”

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Cupid Rhymes with Stupid

.:: A Date ::.
You may not like what I have to say;
Alas, I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day.

Perhaps I was single a little to long;
Or maybe it was that Linkin Park song.

One thing is for certain, I believe love is great;
But, I’ll take spontaneity over a calendar date.

.:: Every Day ::.
Valentines Day. Boo.
Love should be shared daily;
Please use protection.

.:: The One with the Arrow ::.
He’s a naked baby with wings, carrying a bow;
Spreading love and who knows what else, Yo.
The pressure he puts on friends and lovers;
While the single ones hide under their covers.
Cupid, hurry up with your havoc and go.

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A man walks into a bar . . .

Monetary issues changed our plans at the last minute. Still, we wanted to go on a date. So, my better half and I went to a nearby bar/restaurant. I told my friend, “Our plan is to belly up at the bar and eavesdrop on the conversations around us. Because, you never know when you might run into John Quinones and the ‘What would you do?’ crew.” Continue reading “A man walks into a bar . . .”